Hailstones in May & a Magnificent Tea.

This will be a short, yet sweet, report from Saturdays abandoned game. I'll sum it up as follows...Team breakfast at Kitchenetta (Woodhall high street), magnificent. James Dewhurst becomes Sergio Ramos within the first 5 seconds of the warm up and goes over the ball into big Joe Peatman's shin. Claret on show, madness. Hailstones, and the sight screen decided to fall over and nearly kill Dewy. Possible karma for the tackle? Strong chance. Max Baeur gets stuck into a superb spread, taking down all 5 different homemade cakes in the process. Game abandoned, points shared, onto Alford at the Lindum next week.

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